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The 2002 Boston Marathon was the 106th running of the annual marathon race in Boston, United States and was held on April 15, 2002. The elite men's race was won by Kenya's Rodgers Rop in a time of 2:09:02 hours and the women's race was won by another Kenyan Margaret Okayo in 2:20:43.
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Donald Redden Palmer was an Australian representative rower. He was a three time national champion and competed in the men's coxless pair event at the 1952 Summer Olympics.
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