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The Immortal Bachelor is a 1975 Italian film that stars Claudia Cardinale, Vittorio Gassman, Monica Vitti, and Giancarlo Giannini. It tells the story of a cleaning woman who is accused of killing her husband and of a woman juror who hopes to save her.
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